Alright, quick then. What PLEASES me?

} Eloquence / manners
} The Simpsons
} Animation in general
} Russian accents
} Lipton Ice Tea (woohOo!)
} Subway's (mmm...6 foot sub...ualp)
} Burger King (so I weigh 130 lbs, sue me!)
} Czechia
} No nonsense honesty
} Clever rhinoplasty
} Low long-distance phonebills
} My very good friends :)

I reckon that's yer lot! More things as they are thunked of.